Gun Control Cartoons, memes and other things.....
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Donald Trump, Queen
Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and, as former world
leaders, were being given a tour of hell.While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the
phone was for. The devil told them it is for calling back to
Earth.Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a
million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30
minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that
the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the
devil why Trump got to call USA so cheaply. The devil
smiled and replied: "When Obama was President the
country went to hell, so it's a local call."
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Democrats predict Trump will destroy the Sun on August 21
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MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- A day without sunshine is like, well… night.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
- It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would try to pass them.
- The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer.
- Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
- God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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